P B P A U T H O R I Z E D M E R C H A N D I S E
Say it loud & say it proud! Don’t let The Man, hassle you fellow babies! Dude, like it’s made from 100% cosmically good stuff!
Available at finer head shops everywhere or order online at: www.olddirtyhippies.com
Accept No Substitutes, Always Insist on Genuine Pressbox Productions Merchandise.
Beware of counterfeits, always look for the PBP 3D tie-dye hologram logo,
it’s your assurance you’re getting officially licensed PBP quality goods & services.
PBP BUMPER SNICKERS
PBP AROMA THERAPY AIR FRESHENER
PBP TOILET TISSUE
Don’t be a tax & spend, tree hugging, Prius driving, sandal wearing, Granola eating, Commie, Pinko, Liberal.
Available only at exclusive private clubs & gun shops or order online at: www.rightwingnutjobs.com
Alternative carbon neutral transportation at its finest, if you can find one, and if it has a seat, or air in the tires, or isn’t locked with a non-approved chain.......
Available at Centre Pointe gift shop or online at: www.whoelectedthesedoofuses.com
(click each snicker for all available sayings)
Not liable for alleged accidents allegedly caused by alleged huge blind spot allegedly created by PBP Brand Air Fresheners!
The job’s not finished until the paperwork’s done. Go in style w/ PBP Brand Multi-Ply Organic TP. Ask for it by name at discriminating truck stops everywhere.
PBP REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Be the first in your gated community to collect the full set. SubZero, Norge, Kelvinator, Magic Chef, Dupont, Westinghouse, Crosley, the mythical names in refrigerator history can be proudly displayed on your own cheap-ass refrigerator.
If you’re a refrigerator aficionado, you’ll want the entire set from our “Golden Age of Ice Boxes” series. They’re a signed & numbered limited edition, & each comes with a PBP Certificate of Authenticity. A complete GAOIB collection says to friends & relatives that you’re a person of culture & refinement. Just like collectibles from the Franklin Mint, they’re semi-guaranteed to escalate in value so they’re really an investment in your family’s future.
Residential, commercial, freezer on top, freezer on bottom, single door, double door, modern or old school, whatever your own personal refrigerator proclivity, PBP has the refrigerator magnet to fit your taste. Plus, they enhance any kitchen decor.
They’re sure to become a treasured family heirloom to be handed down from generation to generation so start your collection now. Made in Germany, & you know the Germans make good stuff.
Available wherever finer household products are sold or online at: www.yourkidsucksatart.com.
